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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 21:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Murphy was an optimist Give me a date, I won&#8217;t hold you to it A lack of planning by you does not constitute an emergency for me Some days you&#8217;ll be the pigeon and some days you&#8217;ll be the statue If you don&#8217;t have time to stop for directions &#8211; you’re already late Plan the work and work the plan Everyone asks for a strong project manager, when they get him they don&#8217;t want him Praying is an integral part of project management If you don&#8217;t know where you are going, any road will take you there Everyone asks for a strong project manager, but when they get him they don&#8217;t want him For a project manager overruns are as certain as death and taxes Some projects finish on time in spite of project management best practices People under pressure do not think faster Projects happen in two ways 1.   Planned and then executed, or 2.   Executed, stopped, planned and then executed The project would not have been started if the truth had been told about the cost and timescale If it happens once it&#8217;s ignorance, if it happens twice it&#8217;s neglect, if it happens three times it&#8217;s policy Fast, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7 Phases of a Project</title>
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